Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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