some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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