Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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