Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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