i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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