he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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