what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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