would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
operation harelip BJ is a go
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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