Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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