Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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