the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
