K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
