Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
