your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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