I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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