i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Small penises have feelings too.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Randomize
