just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
