Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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