Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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