Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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