I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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