Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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