so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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