We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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