Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize