No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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