Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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