I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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