I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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