I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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