Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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