i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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