People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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