Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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