fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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