there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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