i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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