...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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