that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
