Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And then he peed in my hair
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