This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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