we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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