Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
