Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
God I need to hump something, right now.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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