A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Drake has all the answers
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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