it wasn't lemon gatorade
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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