I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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