clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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