Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just blew my weed a kiss
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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