I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
