Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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