My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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