doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So much rum. So many feels.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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