lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
